Homosapiens Pt. 1

This is really how I feel working on the weekends sigh you guests sigh

Going into my lovely third week of work this coming week and I think I've learnt way too much about Singaporeans that I feel unfortunate to have met :-/

If I can meet such people in the mere three weeks I've started how do you think full time employees in the service sectors for a long time can handle this it's such a wonder

Here goes:

#1: The 'Indecisive'
They'd call me over to take their orders but guess what? They start changing their minds then ask their friends if they should order that then waste my time staring at them to decide. This is specially annoying when it's the weekends and the brunch crowd is crazy busy and I have tons of other customers/whatnot to attend. Excuse me I have no time for you busy making up your mind!!!!!!! >:-/

#2: The 'Can I have this, and that, and one more thing....and oops another thing too?' 
When you're really busy running around attending to taking orders and serving food, then this particular group of people will do (in particular order and each right after the other):
a) Can I get 2 iced waters and 2 warm waters please 
- Ok then. (I do not understand people who can sit under the hot sun and still drink hot water)
b) Can I have some nutella and peanut butter AND strawberry jam 
- Oh yeah sure (AND THE BEST PART IS THEY DON'T EVEN FINISH IT SO WHY DO YOU WASTE FOOD YOU ARSES)
c) Can I also get some mustard and ketchup 
Oh my god you guys it's so hard to entertain them!!!!!!!!! #creys
can't you people just tell me to get it for you all at once!?

#3: My other half is white so I'm better than you
'nuff said. Oui?

#4: The 'Menu changer' 
Because my workplace's menu has descriptions of the ingredients inside the particular dish then they would ask if they could change the certain items to the extent that it's completely another dish and then they are so determined to have it their way when you tell them it's quite impossible and they give you that look. HEY IF YOU WANT YOUR OWN DIY DISH GO HOME AND COOK IT YOURSELF NIGGA!

And most importantly.....I just want to tell you guys to

STOP WASTING FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Be good, kids, and think about the children in LDCs (aka less developed countries - ex-geography student here my darlings) that have no food and here you are spending nearly $50 in one meal and you don't even finish your food do you know how painful it is to clear plates and see people not finishing their food. If you can't finish it share it with someone don't be an arse ok kids? (And it's really some expensive food wastage there)

You are an arse as long as you don't finish your food so be good. :-)

When I've figured out more categories I will continue a part 2 okay because I like documenting my life stories but 140 characters is never enough #ha. If you've met such people or worse, falls into one of this category please go and repent and think about how much of a scumbag you are tsk tsk tsk.

Last week of work before I leave Singapore!!!!!!!! Yay me.