Ranting. I tried

This post below is very insensitive and I think I'll prolly lose like 10 friends (so I will have no friends now). Read at your own discretion. I'll be regarded as a bitch for awhile now hah. (#IAmNotYoda)

From what I've gathered from reading my twitter feeds since I started using it two years ago, and have accumulated 32000 bullshit tweets that nobody cares, I can now conclude that:

The unhappiest people I know are all in relationships?  

I honestly think that I'm a very happy and positive person. My negativity only consists of three tweets at the maximum and it goes away pretty quickly (I need to get away from the internet I swear). My life also revolves around three things that includes:
a) Attractive people I like to look at
b) Constantly being hungry and eating
c) Having enough entertainment even if there's like a whole load of work waiting for me to complete.
My life is very simple.

When I read my feed, they usually consist of retweets that includes the same jokes that is being tweeted by 100 different accounts and retweeted by the same person so it gets really annoying, but that's okay.

I guess the worst kinds are those tweets about anything related to love/whatever you call those. I'm not complaining/jealous because I'm not in a relationship with someone but rather, shouldn't you be happy as hell while being in one? Why do I feel like everyone's even more unhappy than people who are lonely? If being in a relationship is going to cause you so much grief/unhappiness, WHAT EXACTLY IS THE POINT IN THAT?????????? Anyway, I just think they are just being overly melodramatic. I mean, come on you're only a teenager! I actually fear for your love life in adulthood. (Or maybe watching too romantic comedies has influenced me to think that all r/s has a happy ending?? But I still stand corrected.) Of course every relationship has its own problems but has the internet involved into something that everyone should share their private problems on the internet? I don't think so.....unless you are sharing your daily poop report then that is totally okay. It shows that you are healthy. 

And the worst are the ones that you'd ask about the problems they have then they're like 'Oh it's nothing....' then you see the same thing on your feed again. Uggggghhhh excuse me I'm trying to be nice here at least give me some credit!!!

Stop fishing around for attention. Go be a stripper if you want attention. Or eat a tampon.

Maybe being this happy during my teenage years will cause me to be a sad old whiny arse when I turn 30. Sometimes I worry whether I'm too happy. I have never cried over anyone.....except virtual cries about celebs and fictitious characters. But I have no regrets.
I love non-living things. Low maintenance and never annoying. I think if I never continued using Twitter I wouldn't be whining about this. I deserve this.

I'm actually grumpy cat. Ermahgerd *dumps more internet memes in here*

Same. Sorry friends. Foods are delicious. You aren't

In case I'm a bitch now here's a cute me (I'm a confident person) eons ago.